Abusing The Welfare System

Abusing the welfare system seems to be easy for many people with low or no morals, however this is still allowed to happen.

The So Called Christmas Sales

Every year on boxing day, people queue up for several hours in the hope they will grab a bargain in the Christmas sales.

Traffic Cocks

Why is it, when you are stuck in a traffic jam there is always one person who wants to demonstrate how quickly they can accelerate only to know they will go 10 feet?

The Not So Healthy Dieter

For many years now, different people and companies have been telling you the right way to keep healthy and fit for a 'small' fee. Everyone knows that the main thing that you need is WILL-POWER, and this does not cost you anything.

Violators Of The Status Update

I know you're upset with someone, but ranting on a social network and trying to gain sympathy will not solve anything.

Exploitation Of New Babies And Pregnant Women

This is not a business idea, however, by the end of this you will think it's a good idea.

Travelling With The Wife

To commemorate our first Wedding Anniversary, the wife and I decided to go to South Wales for a few days. Throughout the majority of this holiday, we heavily relied on the Sat-Nav features of my phone to guide us around the various tourist spots and locations.

On first day we went to the local town yo buy some necessities for the next few days. There were some items that we were unable to get so asked someone in the shop if there was another place nearby where we could buy the items. The helpful woman directed us to a nearby town that has a large supermarket for what we needed. We were given directions for where to go which was pretty straight forward.

1st Grumble

Over the last few weeks I have been trying to sell my old Blackberry as I now have an iPhone 4.

It has now dawned upon me that people want something for nothing. I asked my wife to post the phone on Facebook across the local buy/sell groups. I had some interest, mostly from a girl who was eager to take the phone from me for £130 (my asking price).



She said that she does not drive and asked if I could deliver it locally. Being the nice guy I am, I obliged and took the phone to the address I was sent by text message. When I got there, nobody was home so I text the number back and enquired to what was going on. It then dawned upon me that the person I was texting was in fact the girl’s partner and he was at work all day. I informed him that I will try again later that day and hopefully she will be home. A few hours later, on my way to a friend’s house, I went again and there was still no one in. At this point I was getting annoyed and sent the gentleman a text message to say I will try again later and if there is still no one in, they will have to collect it from me.

A few more hours passed and I went to the address once again and no one home again. At this point I was getting annoyed to the point that I would snap an alligators head off. So, once again I text him and said that if you want the phone, you will have to pick it up.

This was his reply:

"Sorry I'm still at work. We will have to leave it as she can't afford. Sorry for the inconvenience"

I chose not to reply because I am the bigger man and didn't want to give them an onslaught of abuse. After calming down a bit, I then replied to inform them how annoyed I was at the fact that they asked me to deliver, which I did three times, then they decided not to have it. I can't help but think what would have happened if she was at home, was she expecting me to leave the phone and take an I.O.U?
Since this, I have placed my phone on Gumtree, where people have been emailing me from Nigeria asking me to send it to them by post, "Just give me your bank account details and I will send you the money" it said. Yeah right, I'm not that stupid.

I have decided to sell my phone to a third party website Money For Your Phone who will give me £113 for it hassle free.

To be honest, I should have done this in the first place.

Why Grumble?


I have created my blog as a way to 'Grumble' about everyday things that happen to annoy me to the point of "Why did you bother to be born?"